Early Friday LOL

Since I'll be much too busy tomorrow (wooo hoooo) to post a Friday Funny - I'm posting early.  Lucky you.

Random LOL

Yesterday I decided to throw the shower curtain in the wash since it's been 4 years since I put it up in the first place.  Well, now it needs to be ironed before I can put it back up so we are going without it until I get the ironing bug.  So as of now - all that is there is the clear plastic liner.  I didn't think too much about it since I am the only one up and taking a shower at 6:30 - until I was about half way through showering this morning.  Thomas comes in and likes to hang out in the steam every morning and since he's a total perv - he usually gets in between the shower curtain and liner and sits and gawks at me anyway - so he didn't think too much of the lack of privacy, clear liner only.  On the other hand - Murphy comes around the corner into the bathroom and about had a heart attack when he saw me through the liner.  LOL First he jumped back about a foot - then he came creeping back in scared to death - and for the rest of the shower he sat there looking at me like I was crazy for letting the water touch me.  Guess he just thought I disappeared behind the shower curtain for 20 minutes and then reappeared to came back out.

Awesome way to start the day.  All I'm sayin.

And as always... 

Jen's Favorites: LOLz and Truths from ruminations.com 

Sometimes overreacting is the only way people will listen.

There is a point where, in your head, not leaving the house all Sunday stops seeming pathetic and starts seeming like a goal to be vied for. It's me and you against the world, pajamas

It really pisses me off when it is clearly my turn to go at a stop sign, and the other person waves me on like they are doing me some favor by letting me take my turn. Thanks dick, I was going anyway.

I hate when I can't tell if I'm actually sick or if I just need to man up.

How many people knew that the game 'Operation' came with rules and cards? Me either.

When I follow cooking instructions, I leave behind all logical and critical thinking. Boil for 12 minutes? Yes, master

I hate when people say "if they gossip to you, they'll gossip about you." Excuse me, some of us have morals. I don't mix who I talk shit to with who I talk shit about.

No matter how long the trip is I always overpack. Said overpacked suitcase will then remain packed with the 12 outfits I didn't use on my trip for at least a month upon return.

Famous last words..."you can barely taste the tequila in these."

Unfortunately I'm not a stripper, bartender, bellhop or taxi driver. So, to answer your question: no, I don't have any cash on me.

Nothing will piss me off sooner than being in a group meeting and after the speaker says good morning and gets a muffled response, he then says, "Now that won't do.  Let's try that again.  GOOD MORNING!"  No, I'm sorry.  My morning is ruined now.  

I hate being stereotyped as crazy just because I am female. At least give me some time to prove it. Besides you might like the crazy I have to offer.

Everything's funnier when your supposed to be quiet.  

My computer needs to learn if I click my internet icon 8 times, that I do not want 8 windows to open. One will do, you frozen piece of shit

I don't know about everyone else, but if I "lived each day as if it were my last" I'd probably be in jail right now. 

If Girl Scouts really want to sell some cookies, they should station themselves outside of bars at 1 am.