Pet Peeves

Pet Peeve # 8

People who pull out in front of you and putt.

Even better is when there is NO ONE behind you.

I don't even think I have words for this one. I just don't get it.

Pet Peeve # 9

The "Pee Pee Dance"

me: what else was on the list?

Veronica: the Pee Pee Dance was on there

me: Oh My Jesus!

Veronica: come on....

9:38 PM

me: at this point I just look at my kids now and say Srsly?!? Why are you dancing? I mean I will make them wait LONGER if they try to pull that dancing crap with me.

Veronica: Really "I know you have to go, but you just went like 30 minutes ago...

it can't be that bad, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN 5 HOURS

do you see me doing the pee pee dance?"

me: but srsly - "how did you NOT know until RIGHT NOW that you have to go THAT bad?!?"

ugh

Veronica: and honestly HOW MANY times does a kid need to go in a day?

me: srsly - we drink multiple cups of coffee, then I drink water all afternoon and still prob only go to the bathroom once during the day.

Pet Peeve #...oh heck I lost count...

FB Status Updates

of stuff we don't want to know about

*from gmail chat

me: oh yeah - did u see *******'s update from a few days ago...

10:17 PM

something about ******* (sorry that's classified info)


WTF


is she 5?!?


Veronica: yeah, i saw that


that could be another peeve


useless FB updates


me: ok sounds good...


"trying to be funny but failing miserably" updates


Veronica: "woe is me my life sucks all the time" updates

me: "thinking you're cute" when you're NOT updates

"thinking you have a catchphrase and repeating it in your comments to everyone" when you just sound stupid. Srsly - this IS MY status update - take your stupid catchphrase elsewhere

Veronica: "TMI" updates


me: "MY turn in urgent care...going to the dr. again for..."

Veronica: there are some things the whole world doesn't need to know


me: i do NOT go on FB to be depressed




Veronica: i mean come the F on


me: i have enough of my OWN issues - dont need yours


Veronica: for real, FB is supposed to be fun


me: i know
10:20 PM


Veronica: see a shrink... not the FB community


me: LOL