Dear Nick,Even though I love the enthusiasm - you honestly DON'T have to continuously walk in and out of the den and squeal "SWOOOOOON" at the TV when I am trying to watch Twilight. It is simply unnecessary to do so. I am already in full SWOON/SQUEE mode and I know that
you are too. Therefore - the out loud 'swoons' only distract from the movie.
Which reminds me:
Dear People making New Moon, Please do better than you did with Twilight. Some parts are actually painful to watch. I literally had to fast forward through some scenes. Please do better this time.
Dear Thomas,It is completely unnecessary to weave in between my feet, pawing at my feet/legs - trying to trip me in order to remind me that your bowl is empty and you are hungry. I have known you since you were a teeny, tiny pip squeak and I KNOW that I can
always assume that you are hungry. Think about it this way. If I am dead or am suffering from a broken neck- I won't be able to feed you. Think. About. That. Mister.
Dear Murphy,You rock! (and stink) But I still love you. Oh yeah! We figured what kind of dog you
really are: An American
Food Hound.
(Can you tell we watched a dog show this weekend?)
Dear Kate,
You make my heart happy. 'nuff said.
Dear People NOT leaving comments on this blog (you know who you are!),It's really not that hard. And think about how happy I feel when I see a new comment. I know you lead busy lives so I shall break it down to 4 easy steps:
1. Once you reach the bottom of a post - you will see where it says (in blue) " Posted by Jenifer.... # special comments"
click on where it says special comments.
2.
Type a funny/witty/supportive/happy comment (it doesn't have to be long- "haha I love that picture" or "mmm that bread looks tasty" or "you sure are odd" is sufficient)
in the comment box.
3. Under the comment box you will see four options:
click the little circle next to Name/URL and type in your name (leave the URL box blank).
4.
Click publish and YOU ARE DONE!
See not that painful!
Dear Auntie Gail,YAY (for posting a comment)!!! If/when (okay
when...mom) I get the apartment nice, neat and tidy - I will take pictures and post them for you to see.
Dear Summer Camp Kids in my classroom,Please take all of your germs and other nasties with you when you vacate my room on Friday. I don't want them. Also, I don't want to have to roll any 5 year old heads so I hope for your sake that you haven't ruined/broken any of my stuff. Just kidding...maybe...
Dear People who just moved in to the apartment that shares our bathroom (dressing room) wall,I think you are hilarious! I hope you never figure out that I can hear everything that goes on over there!
Dear Mom, Perhaps I'll make you your very own Harry Potter Gryffindor Quidditch shirt. I certainly hope you read the books when you finish the movies! That would totally make my heart happy.
Dear Twilight and Harry Potter NeverEnding Trivia Quizzes on Facebook,You are like a drug...and I am totally addicted. Matter of fact I will probably be getting my next fix as soon as I finish this post.
Which brings me to:
Dear Lauren,WHY AREN'T YOU ON FACEBOOK?!?!? Jason made ME do it! YOU should TOO!
Dear Dad,Still getting rid of those dang pesky trees huh? (See Kate's picture above.) I LOLed when I realized what you guys must have been doing when Kate decided to chillax. The things we do for TV. :)
Dear Everyone else,I hope you are having a good start to the week! I look forward to seeing some COMMENTS!!! (hint, hint) ;)
Love, Jen