Kid Funnies

I'm going to start by saying that I am super bummed.  After a talk with Mel over the weekend I realized  I was carrying around a letter W wrote to me professing me as his best friend.  When honestly (im srs!) it just fell out of my school work basket the other week.  I really wasn't trying to keep it.  I definitely didn't leave it in my back seat for the world to see ...on purpose.  And I most definitely hadn't planned on posting it here (as Mel assumed). I hadn't even read it.  But after reading...I knew I had to post it.  I mean that poor letter has been through it!  Trampled all over by the dog...crushed under the gazillion cupcake carriers last week... stepped on by soaking wet feet this weekend.  I mean if it wasn't blog worthy before...it def is now!  But I can't.  B/c N is CONSTANTLY messing with the computers around here...and has the computer that is connected to the scanner in pieces right now...waiting on some parts to come in... So...  No picture.  And I'm bummed.  B/c nothing is better than finding an unexpected (and written with no ulterior motives) note that a sweet, sweet boy wrote and named you as his best friend in.  Nothing.

Recess

Last week after drawing with the sidewalk chalk:
K: Mrs. K*** Mrs. K*** LOOK LOOK at what I drew for you!
Me:  OH!  A worm.  I love it!!
K: *giggles* NO!
Me:  Um....a snake?
K:  NO...
Me:   ummmmmm.... a.... dolphin?
K:  NO silly!  It's YOU!!
Me:  OH...*looks skeptical*  I totally see it now!!
K:  You like it?
Me: ...


T *running up to me*:  Mrs. K***...remember when you said that we can't touch other people?
Me:  *mumbles* oh my jesus...

After pulling up a chair to work one on one

J:  Oh...hi Mrs. K**.
Me:  Oh... hi J**.
J:  Oh...so are you helping S?
Me:  Yep.  What are you doing?
J:  Just waiting for him to finish so he can be my Memory partner.  But that's good that you're helping him *pats me on the back* that's a good idea.
Me:  oh ok. rly?  ...

While taking the measurement test 

(using a balance scale)

W (my best friend) was working and concentrating SO hard to get the scale to balance perfectly.  It took him at least 15 minutes to get through that page.

W (every time he got the scale to balance):  Mejure!!

No, not "balanced" or "equal"... "mejure!"  (measure)  and if you know W... You know that that exclamation point means srs bsns...he pretty much yelled it out every time.  Then he would concentrate so hard on counting how many (counting bears) it took to weigh the same thing as the other side...he'd go a little cross-eyed.  I almost couldn't take the cuteness!  (and you were wondering why I would let him take 15 minutes on one page...that's why! I couldn't get over how freaking cute the whole thing was.)

Not a Kid funny...

but still 100% funny to me...

Finding notes I write to myself to remind me of something or to do something...and they're so cryptic I can't begin to figure out what I was saying...