Truths

From Ruminations.com


Any time I am in a meeting and someone starts taking notes, I find myself thinking, "Should I be taking notes? Did I miss something important? What the hell is she writing?" I spend more time figuring out what I missed than listening to the rest.




Just once, I would like to be able to use a tube of chapstick until it's empty, and not have to buy a new one per week because I lost the old one somewhere between work and home, in the car, or put it through the wash/dry cycle.




I go to work, come home, and then have dreams about being at work. So technically, I should be paid for about eighty hours a week.


I love how you can make the most offensive comment about a person but add LOL to the end and it makes up for it. I should be shocked and appalled, but there's an LOL at the end, so clearly you must be joking.


I spend a lot of time wondering what normal people do in my situations.


I don't know what I like more, sleeping in as late as I want or taking as long a nap as I want, oh wait I guess it's not having kids that I like the most.  [LOL - I HAD to add it!!]


I can never shake the feeling that I'm supposed to be doing something else, even if I'm actually doing something that I should be doing.


No matter what other acting they ever do in their lives, I'll always call the LOST characters by their LOST names.