Since I’m not feeling very creative lately – possibly due to trying to keep up with 23 -6 year olds who are incredibly needy… Kids… gah!!* - I am going to borrow an idea from fellow blogger Busy Bee Lauren -
Things I hate that most people love
*You know I love my kids…. And my job… *cough* mostdays *cough*
1. Chain letters- Don’t get me wrong, I actually love reading them but I hate the end where it always has to say something about “if you don’t send this to ___ people by the end of the day you will suffer ________ misfortune”. Call me superstitious but I totally believe that all the bad craziness will occur and I will be struck dead or with serious misfortune if I don’t comply. And really – who has room in their life for that kind of bad karma?
2. Roller coasters – I recently learned that I don’t actually like being on roller coasters *gasp*. I don’t enjoy them at all. I cringe the WHOLE time and secretly just want it E-N-D. And since I am sooooooo drugged up on Dramamine the whole time, I’m in a drug haze that makes me not really enjoy anything … except perhaps to take a good long nap.
3. Swimming in the ocean – Mind you, I do LOVE the beach and being able to put my toes in the water but after thinking about all the things that are in the ocean (dead AND alive *shudder*), I have decided that I don’t actually want any of that water getting in my mouth. Gross.
4. Pedicures (and manicures for that matter) – Like I really want some stranger messing with my feet and toes. I think not. They always cut my toe nails down too much and I always find myself fearing for my poor little piggies. Manicures and acrylic nails are also a sham. It always hurts sooooo much afterward b/c the acrylic nails are too tight and put too much pressure on my fingers. Not to mention the awkwardness of having to sit there with someone who doesn’t speak the same language as me talking to the other people working there. And since I’m so paranoid anyway – I always psych myself into believing they are talking about me.
5. Birds – I know everyone thinks they are majestic and free and such. I think they are creepy as all heck. I mean srsly. Look at one up close. ‘Nuff said.
6. Desperate Housewives - I. Just. Don’t. Get. It. Sorry…
So what do you HATE that everyone else seems to love???
*You know I love my kids…. And my job… *cough* mostdays *cough*
1. Chain letters- Don’t get me wrong, I actually love reading them but I hate the end where it always has to say something about “if you don’t send this to ___ people by the end of the day you will suffer ________ misfortune”. Call me superstitious but I totally believe that all the bad craziness will occur and I will be struck dead or with serious misfortune if I don’t comply. And really – who has room in their life for that kind of bad karma?
2. Roller coasters – I recently learned that I don’t actually like being on roller coasters *gasp*. I don’t enjoy them at all. I cringe the WHOLE time and secretly just want it E-N-D. And since I am sooooooo drugged up on Dramamine the whole time, I’m in a drug haze that makes me not really enjoy anything … except perhaps to take a good long nap.
3. Swimming in the ocean – Mind you, I do LOVE the beach and being able to put my toes in the water but after thinking about all the things that are in the ocean (dead AND alive *shudder*), I have decided that I don’t actually want any of that water getting in my mouth. Gross.
4. Pedicures (and manicures for that matter) – Like I really want some stranger messing with my feet and toes. I think not. They always cut my toe nails down too much and I always find myself fearing for my poor little piggies. Manicures and acrylic nails are also a sham. It always hurts sooooo much afterward b/c the acrylic nails are too tight and put too much pressure on my fingers. Not to mention the awkwardness of having to sit there with someone who doesn’t speak the same language as me talking to the other people working there. And since I’m so paranoid anyway – I always psych myself into believing they are talking about me.
5. Birds – I know everyone thinks they are majestic and free and such. I think they are creepy as all heck. I mean srsly. Look at one up close. ‘Nuff said.
6. Desperate Housewives - I. Just. Don’t. Get. It. Sorry…
So what do you HATE that everyone else seems to love???
5 special comments:
Disgustingly happy people who dress way too cute!
Dude...how can you hate desperate housewives? pedicures? the ocean? I am not even sure we can still be friends.
Or people that make you want to PUKE. HAHA V - sorry the truth comes out... and it hurts. ;)
Reality TV shows where someone is trying to be "super bitch/bastard" or someone is trying to sleep with everyone on the show. I mean srsly, is that the point of reality TV, cause in real life I didn't think people acted quite that bad.
I don't get Facebook. I just don't get it. If you want to share personal info with old friends and new friends call or send them a Christmas card.
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