Letter to...

Dear Waterproof Mascara I accidentally bought,

I. Hate. You.  I absolutely despise you.  I know what you're going to say...Why keep you when I hate you?  Because I'm not willing to throw you away.  Because you cost money.  And that would be like throwing $9.00 in the trash can.  And I can't do that in good conscience.  So I will continue to use you... begrudgingly.   But know that I hate how you are so clingy and refuse to wash off (no matter how hard I try).  I hate how you clump my eyelashes and I have to spend extra time unclumping them (you must not understand how precious every second is for me during my mad rush every morning).  I don't even like how you go on.  Please work this out.  I'd promise to love you forever (or until you dry up) if you'd just stop being so clingy.

No Love,
Me