This afternoon a mystery liquid suddenly appeared on the floor. I know...magic right? Someone 'mentioned' it by yelling out - "Someone waste on the floor."
FYI around here - 'waste' means - spilled something. Yeah...I don't get it either.
And it was a lot! Not just a little spill. So I'm looking around trying to figure out what happened and where it came from (it was definitely a spill - not a leak or something like that). Before I can even turn my head to look around at the bookbags nearby - little "W" walks over to it - DIPS HIS FINGER IN IT... and wait for it... PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH. Yes. Put. That. Finger. In. His. Mouth.
And then yells out "EWWWWWWW!"
I almost threw up for him.
It was one of those slow-mo moments you hear about - I totally saw him do it - I may have even been able to prevent it. But I was in such a state of "I know he is not going to...oh. my. GOD...yes. he. did." shock -that I couldn't move or get my mouth to make any noise.
I'm sayin'. That could have very likely been PEE!
I was actually starting to look at the backs of pants so see if someone had an accident before he tasted the mystery liquid. B/c it was a clear-ish yellow liquid.
And the kicker is - I still don't know what it was. This is definitely going down in the 'Great Mysteries of My Life' book. I did have the presence of mind to smell it (just to make sure he didn't actually ingest urine) and it wasn't. But I don't know, nor will I ever know what it was or where it came from.
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