I suppose we're a house divided. I mean I'll watch football. I even have a team (2 actually). But deep down, baseball will always be my first and only love. While the exact opposite is true for Nick.
Putting groceries away the other day:
Me: *pulls jar of spaghetti sauce out of the bag* Hut, hut! *throws jar to (okay...at) Nick*
Nick: *turns and gets beamed with jar of spaghetti sauce* OUCH!! *%^$@!;%^% That hurt! *rubs chest*
Me: Dude, I said "Hut"...
Nick: yeah - you're supposed to snap it, not pitch it!
Me: Sorry dude. I played softball. You're the football player.
Nick: You sure you weren't a pitcher? *rubs chest again* ... This is why football is better.
Me: ummm yeah...I think, not. At least I have good reflexes.
*sighs* our kids are gonna love us. Watch - we'll have a golfer and a ballet dancer.
Words of Wisdom
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