Since they're so random I thought I'd share.
Gmail outtakes:
(talking about one outrageously long faculty meeting where we looked at grading student writing- one paper talked on and on about how you shouldn't smoke b/c it might cause you to get in a car accident...yeah...you read that right)
Me: during that don't smoke paragraph Carla was going on and on about how you could possibly end up getting in an accident when smoking... She had us rolling.
she kept coming out with ... you might drop the cig.. .under the seat... then you'd be swerving trying to get it... or in the seat... or if you drop the lighter
or if you drop it on your clothes and catch on fire...
V - wow
Me - Srsly I'm sitting with Carla at meetings from now on...
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7:09 me: just got home...on a Friday... what is wrong with me? I could have been home at 2:30 today.
me: i want you to know i risked my life and sanity putting those hw papers in ur room
7:13 Veronica: why?
me: ALL the lights were off in the hallway and it was CREEPY I've never seen it that dark
me: totes thought something was gonna jump out of the blackness and get me
Veronica: wow, well thanks
7:14 PM i mean i couldn't even see the floor
totes could have broken my neck tripping over a trash can
or something worse
like a person hiding on the floor in the dark
(yes this is srsly the kind of stuff that goes through my mind when walking through the dark)
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Trying to get Veronica to guess something - I told her that I like trying to get people to guess what I'm thinking...
me: much like i get a thrill out of holding secret competitions that no one knows about until i inform them that they won (or that I won)
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A true testament of just HOW random our chats are...
me: yeah how about im bummed about getting an 80 on The Host test
:(
I feel like a failure
8:08 PM Veronica: i know -but you only read it once, a LONG time ago
i didn't attempt the HP quizzes - i know i would FAIL
me: yeah - it was a while ago
you might want to refresh on those before testing
unless u want to 'call a friend' - cause then you'd be good
b/c you know I have no morals and would be happy to sit with you while you take the test and refresh your memory
**(we're talking about taking quizzes for points that don't matter...nothing serious or real)
Veronica: yeah, i would prob need that - i just sent you two funny emails
8:11 PM me: yay emails
8:14 PM haha - i like it but srsly how did that dude get up on the three buckets?
8:15 PM Veronica: i don't know photoshop?
me: awww man srsly? that just ruins it :(
Veronica: oh yeah, congrats on your big win
me: for what?
Veronica: you won membership for a month... LOL.. to curves...LOL
me: oh ...
yeah...
that...
Veronica: you shouldn't have been knocking it yesterday
me: I know right? Curves?! Y not McLeod or YMCA? i didn't have the heart to say "ummmm... i. will. NEVER. use. this… ever.
LOL
WHAT ever
karma
bit me
Veronica: yep, it always does
me: dang i was excited... thought i won for something i was unaware of
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me: how about thomas BIT me
hard
i have wounds
Veronica: did he get a spanking
me: YES and he got locked in the hamper for like an hour
Veronica: oh crap
you are harsh
me: AFTER THE DAY I HAD????
that was mild. trust.
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talking about how Jacob in Twilight doesn't look like he is 17 years old (I'm paraphrasing here b/c I can't find this chat)
Veronica: I mean 17 yr olds just don't look like that.
Me: Yeah I don't remember anyone looking like that in high school - that's bad b/c it is very easy to forget how young he is. Even my mom said something about it.
Veronica: Maybe I'll start going to Sonic to see since that's where all the high school kids hang out.
Me: I'll start saving bail money.
Veronica: NOT to pick one up!!
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Me: wow i might as well be drunk with the level of difficulty i am having typing. stupid. long. fingernails.
hold on I'm going to be a beer
srsly...
Veronica: it's okay, i can decipher
me: not be a beer - get a beer..
11:26 PM Veronica: you must be already drunk
me: sadly not - this is me sober.
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Recent Jason Funnies: (I wrote them down today...)
J - I might be a referee for Halloween too - good idea... I'd be flagging all the girls
me - *sarcastic* wow
J - I'd be blowing my whistle at everyone...
me - no, that wouldn't get your butt kicked.
J- I'd be THAT guy
me- yes, yes you would.
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J - there's nothing wrong with having a little self-esteem.
me - LITTLE being the key word, not a whole bucket full
J- more like a 50 gallon drum full
me - *sarcastic* wow
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One last thing: When talking with a "new to Twilight" friend (sorry Kathryn - this is way too good not to share) on FB I asked her what she knew about the new movie since she hasn't read the books - and she totally wins for Best. Summary. Ever.
My understanding is the indian boy wants to get w/ bella...the black vampire that warned bella in twlight attacks bella and the indian boy turns into a wolf. edward tries to stay away from bella bc that new vegetarian vampire tries to eat bella and so bella tries to drown herself bc she thinks she can only see edward when shes in trouble. so after she tries to drown herself edward thinks she is dead so he tries to get the Head vampire to kill him... right when he tries to get the vamp to kill him bella comes in to stop him! lol it should be good. this is what the previews kinda said..
5 special comments:
All I can say about that is THANK YOU for leaving out the most embarassing things. I know that we have shared some very interesting, and often hysterical conversations, and this is just the tip of the iceburg. and can I also say that it's too bad you can't find that Sonic/Jacob convo, cause it was truly wonderful.
I also have to say thanks for letting everyone know that apparently we have no morals since we would sink so low as to cheat on an AR test. but oh well, like that really matters.
I thin kthe best one though is the synopsis of New Moon. I can't wait to hear what she has to say after she sees it. Because that explanation was completely priceless!!!!
YOU BOTH ARE CRAZY AND LOVE READING THIS. WHAT DOES NICK SAY TO ALL OF THIS. PROBABLTY JUST ROLLS HIS EYES!!! RIGHT?
ARE YOU TWO COMING HOME FOR THANKSGIVIVNG OR WHAT??????
I HOPE YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR FLU SHOT ESPCIALLY THE H1NI WHICH IS FREE. NEED TO LOOK INTO IT AT THE FLORENCE H D. THEY WILL HAVE CLINIC THAT IT DURING THE WK LIKE WE ARE HERE IN SPART.> LOVE PAM
V - Yes that is def just the tip of the iceburg. However - I figure that somethings are prob best kept between us...WE may have no TMI boundries between US but I don't think I need everyone else knowing exactly how weird/stupid/LOL funny/ummm the list goes on... we get during the chats. ;)
P - Yay!!! You commented!!! Yeah usually he just rolls his eyes - some gmail chats he actually reads over my shoulder... guess it depends what we're chatting about. Anything Twilight related gets an automatic eye roll. :) We did get the first round of flu shots - haven't gone back for the
H1N1 yet. I had a really bad spell two weeks ago in the classroom - 7-9 out for over a week. We're getting back on track now... NOW we're battling ANTS. I mean really... what else? Yeah we're coming for Thanksgiving I don't think we can accomodate everyone here...
P.S - you think the chats are funny/crazy - you should be a fly on the wall for girls night...
Well I'm commmenting on this one because it's the only one that is there. At least I got the comment box this time, although I've already talked to you about this one since pokey is not being very cooperative. Hopefully Nick can get some junk off this one!!!!! I'll try again tomorrow for tonights post. Love you, Mom
Remind me never to im or email you without a written guarantee of nonpublishing. (is that a word?) Also, I will book the party lady of you will help me find a location. I can't seem to find an opportunity to have my whole family out of the house for a night.
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